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Phone Arguments

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:58:07 +0100

Shout out to the females that be on the phone with their home girls and start arguing with their dudes

Female: "hold on mika" Rico are u gone go get some gas tonight or in the morning

Rico: get yo ass off the phone and go yo damn self

Female: i just asked u one mf question u aint gotta be rude!!

Her friend: girl call me back

Female: naw i aint bouta hang up this phone fuck him!!!! He always so quick to get mad stupid ass!!! If u had a job i wouldnt be going through this shit

Rico: u can sit on the phone and bump yo gums with them hoes all nite but cant take care real shit

Her friend: WHAT HE SAY?!!

Female: nun...let me call u back mika

TBT

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:57:05 +0100

My #TBT is dedicated to my sugar lump!! The beginning of his now national fame Demario Hollowell love you #poundcake #comedian #Fan — withDemario Hollowell and Lea Chambers.

Gospel Music

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:54:56 +0100

I just left my Sister house and when i walked in i heard her playing church music.. i hurry up and left her damn house!!! She play Gospel music on 2 occasions

1) when she go to the casino and loose all her money and ask others for money

2) when her man don left

Then she dont even know the words to the gospel songs!! She be lip singing the wrong words!!!

Purge

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:53:54 +0100

Rumor has it Memphis suppose to have a purge 12 midnight.... dat aint gon happen cus half of these niggas dont even wanna get up and go to work on time!!! These females gon have to find a baby sitter by time they find one the purge gon be over... the Purge started when we got Mayor A.C Wharton snow cone hair ass in office!!!

Supporters

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:52:43 +0100

Some days i be wanting to throw the towel in with my comedy but then i look and see that i got soooooooo many supporters that depend on me to show up and show out i cant be selfish and stop doing what i love and that's a talent God Gave me... So many sudden changes happening in my comedy career. But i just know its God rearranging some things for me so that the blessings can pour in. I got the most supporting followers ever! ! Its crazy because some of yall look out for me better than the ppl that i know lol but ima be ok!!!! Because Comedian PoundCake is here to stay!!

Boyfriend #2

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:51:32 +0100

I wanna be a Side nigga Soooooo bad!!!! But i wanna be a side nigga like in the movies!! I wanna work for her and her husband being the yard man and as i cut the yard she look at me through her window as she rub her chest. Then she bring me a glass of lemonade outside as i follow her back to the house and we make passionate love on the kitchen floor!! Thats what type of side nigga i wanna be!!!! #I watch too many lifetime movies

Skinny Girls & Jeans

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:50:36 +0100

Skinny girls please stop wearing ripped jeans!!!! That shit is not sexy on yall!!! U walk in the club and ppl run to u cus it loook like some shit really just went down with u!!! U look like u just been drugged by a car, U cant wear baggy ripped jeans!!! Smh

Credit Card Decline

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:44:26 +0100

Ppl if u are in the store and your debit card is declined at the register just walk away!!! Damn i hate when that one person hold up the damn line tryna call their rush card service provider to see why the card didnt go through!!! damn move yo ass to the side!!! And stop looking surprised u knew u had shit pending before u came in this store!!! Now u mad cus McDonald's finally came through on yo ass

Memphis Strippers

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:37:46 +0100

Memphis Strippers so lame!!! They dont know how to do no tricks like the outta town strippers!! They dance in payless heels cus i seen the 12.99 Bogo price sticker under her shoe!! I think one was pregnant her ass need to go on maternity leave!! One stripper titty was long as hell!! She had the audacity to have a rose tattooed on it ion know rather she need to put that shit in a bra or a vase

90's R&B

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:35:00 +0100

I have always wanted to be a early 90's R&B singing group!!! Like Boys II Men, Jodeci , H-Town, immature that shit look soo cool. Im about start a Challenge call the 90's R&b challenge!!! U gotta upload a vid of u singing some from the 90's who gon participate
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